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Older Demotivational Poster


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mariand - December 1, 2011, 12:25 am
hahaha...very funny

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Quit acting like that, you are just older not dead ...

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crankyhead - September 3, 2010, 9:11 am
A Gem.
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 9:34 pm
5 shots and shes all good! excellent. 5 shots for you too! GeEz, ItSA getnG harb ta speech.

THREE RULES OF GETTING OLDER - Never pass a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on and never trust a fart

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maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 12:48 pm
That's For Sure.
Airman - July 22, 2011, 12:56 pm
you may joke, but These are real rules


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crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:21 pm
Topical and timeless. Love it.

THE BOY WONDER - Don't worry Batman. By the time I'm finish with him, all those gay rumors about you two will be history!


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COUGAR STATUS CONFIRMED - Katy Perry's 03/27/10 tweet: "also heard Justin Bieber gonna b here 2night, can't wait to tap that." He's 16. She's 25.

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Da5id - January 25, 2013, 2:10 am
5L to thecrotchetyoldcynic! Best caption.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2012, 7:46 pm
So this was the inspiration for that song, "[she] kissed a girl and [she] liked it." Lol!

CAUTION - Hot beverages are very hot and may contain small dogs.

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spacedog - December 17, 2009, 11:21 pm
Bloody drive-thru. I asked for BLACK coffee.

WHEN I SAW THIS WOMAN - My mind went a million miles an hour thinking of what I could do with her. But my beer just ended up warm after my only useful idea

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firedog911 - January 29, 2011, 8:02 am
Holy Schnikes and 5 Giggity Giggity Goo's!


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SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 3:24 pm
I have the weirdest boner... But now that I'm older I can't hit the orchid anymore.
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 9:27 am
I wonder why I like this so. Maybe it’s the obvious words, or just maybe it’s the not so little things like making a coarse plaque from the bark of the tree to display the verbiage, or maybe it that %$#& huge a55 palate that you draw from…..



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agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 6:58 pm
Great caption.
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
I see the beauty of the design...and it's brilliant! 5L to you sir!


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Sean - May 5, 2009, 1:29 am
Thanks AR, but I have an idea for a forum thread: "Alternate Endings". Post other versions of stuff you've sent in already. Most of us feel stupid using the same pic more than once, so show us the other drafts. Or fix something flawed.
Arrogant Knight - May 5, 2009, 1:21 am
I liked the other one better. The Lando Calrission reference was priceless. That being said, this one's still great. 5 lions.



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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 11:58 am
Agreed! We've had enough fake women .....
mikieelmo - November 6, 2010, 11:49 am
she is hot with our without makeup
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 10:50 pm
haters going to hait=2imit=235
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:22 pm
Wise Man To Quote such A Wise Man. ( and I know...It still Bugs Me though..)
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 9:17 pm
~mark twain, and they are out there. care about the comments from the regs not the votes.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:01 pm
That is One Deep Trap :D And Someone Just Bombed My Ass :
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:40 pm
I'm Sure You can hehe
GreyScorpion - November 5, 2010, 8:39 pm
more like in the hand of the Beerholder..I can drink 'em pretty...
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:38 pm
You Like em Natural Eh :D (Fucked Up Tags FTW !)
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:33 pm
I'd take the one on the right.

DA-DEE-DUMM-DUMM - The Motifake You Are About To Read Is True. Only Their Hair Color Has Been Changed To Protect Their Identity.

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sickartist - December 27, 2009, 6:33 pm
Which one is Friday and which one is Gannon?


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Weapon X - August 6, 2009, 1:00 pm
Getting older sucks so much arse!!!!
Sean - May 5, 2009, 2:01 am
So take that as a metaphor for life, you immature little bastards.
Sean - May 5, 2009, 2:00 am
drops a little over the years. And your on-court IQ (shot selection) also improves. If the pros didn't wear out their bodies at 32, they'd be phenomenal players at 40 or 50.
Sean - May 5, 2009, 1:57 am
I can back you up on that, Frontman. I love squash. The sport, not the satanic vegetable. And even though squash is an endurance sport of sorts, with experience comes finesse. Your raquet skills keep improving, even if your endurance slowly ...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 1:49 am
Getting older does suck to some degree, but you also get wiser and you get a better, deeper sense of time. If only my twenty year old self had the experience, knowledge, and wisdom I have now! Then again, I would have wasted it, being young and foolish.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 1:47 am
I love Ron's posters. I usually rank them 4 or 5 lions, and a lot of people here love Ron and his work. Ron is no vote hacker, he's just a happy dirty old man with some serious photoshop skills and art in his heart. AND, this poster is half true.
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 3:05 pm
Isn't that something? The Loonie is stronger than it's been since 1977, and still no takers!!!
Sean - April 26, 2009, 2:40 pm
By the way, I have also noticed that the Airman posters that I love tend to suck in the ratings. I make a point on commenting on them when I see them. For example, The Exorcist ("Cross ... Check") one is genius and to me it has two potential punchlines.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 2:37 pm
Well thank you. But I was talking about time up on the big board -- real staying power up. And that kinda popularity is a whore that just won't take Canadian Tire money. *sigh*
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 2:18 pm
While agreeing with your compliments of Ron and Airman, I'm obligated to amend to that statement. Sean, your posters complete the trifecta of the truly supreme poster... posters.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 2:09 pm
ps: this poster is art.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 2:09 pm
Ratings: Two guys on this site that kick ass in that regard. RON and Airman. They do so in different ways and to some extend for different reasons. In both cases it is totally legit and they are giving the people what they want. It's that simple.
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 12:47 pm
Cute point, and yet another indication of your level of intelligence. I payed attention in school... turns out that this learning thing works when applied.
Shithead - April 26, 2009, 11:17 am
Using big words doesn't mean you're smart. It means you know how to use a thesaurus....
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:37 am
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 2:22 am
*appellation. I'm sure Tithead has pulled out his Speak & Spell to translate what I typed.
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 2:13 am
It's Ron's art... not Ron's appleation to the lowest common denominator. I can only imagine that you'd walk through The Met with the same ignorance. Divorce and Valtrex... that's your future, ShiiteHead.
Shit-typo - April 26, 2009, 2:08 am
**There is a different poster of yours up on the top rated literally every day.
Shithead - April 26, 2009, 2:07 am
What a surprise...another spammed ronsart motifail. How many separate IP addresses do you have? There is a different poster of your up literally every day. And coincidentally, it's almost always 5 or 6 votes that you get. So strange..
Cubbybear - April 25, 2009, 11:42 pm
So does a cute coed...I know the feeling pal

Cougars -

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MissPriss - November 8, 2013, 11:45 pm
Ahhh curly. Don't think of it as hitting but rather enriching the young chicks...teehee.
curlyrocks - November 7, 2013, 10:35 pm
Stupid turning 30, ain't no cougar gonna make me her boy toy now. Time to grow up and be the creepy guy who hits on young chicks I guess.

ingenious innovations -

AUNT ZELDA - She'll put a spell on you. If you're really lucky.


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Immortal_Anarchist - December 9, 2009, 10:13 am
I love the reaction of the mother. Priceless. 5 of those things that roar and eat others young.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:52 am
That's not just ANY nipple - it's artwork...I mean, it's clearly a bust... ;-)
culos - September 3, 2009, 10:05 am
I'm surprised this one was accepted. When I submit a poster depicting a nipple being sucked it's got to be moved to Naughtyfake.....
motifake - September 3, 2009, 9:59 am

That child is a traitor! LOL - 5L

THANKS DAD - For not deleting your history folder.

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suenero - May 29, 2010, 1:30 pm
I think you mean "Almost Strangers". I looked it up on Amazon.com. Sounds good.
spacedog - May 28, 2010, 8:27 pm
*didn't* -doh!
spacedog - May 28, 2010, 8:25 pm
Had to Go*gle that one Aggy. I did know it was anything other than a bad sitcom.
agdaniele - May 28, 2010, 8:14 pm
And we're not going to credit Perfect Strangers?
spacedog - May 28, 2010, 8:11 pm
Coincidentally, Harold and Maude came out the same year.

BEAUTY - Its in the eye of the beholder

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WHY DO I POST PICTURES OF WOMEN... - 20 years younger than me??? well here's 20 years older...how do ya like me now!

SMOKING - to avoid death, don't smoke the whole thing

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Derek - November 19, 2009, 1:13 am
Even better, don't light it - lasts for ages!


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Accurate Prediction -

MEN - Trying to make an honest living by literally screwing older ladies for money.

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GaryO - July 16, 2012, 7:49 pm
That same lad will give it back one day….to their daughters